Ai-Kon Maid Cafe Biographies
Blood Type: B+
Birthday: November 13
Likes: Romance, sharp objects, eyeballs
Dislikes: Rejection, romantic rivals, the FBI
Favorite anime: Mostly reads horror manga she hoarded because it’s difficult to find reliable internet access when you’re on the run
Friends: Everyone! <3
Enemies: None. They were converted ☺
Quote: “The only thing they can get me for is running a funeral parlor without a license!”
-Runs the Maid Café as a completely charitable organization and most definitely not as a cover for criminal operations (definitely will NOT send Sunako’s gang after anyone who gets too curious)
-When not participating in Maid events, she lives in a submarine in international waters to avoid prosecution for any crimes. Please do not look for it. Lorelei is permitted to enter when she gets tired of swimming.
-Obsessed with all kinds of killing games or fight-to-the death contests. It is unclear if she has ever participated in one.
-Enjoys romantic destination vacations like relaxing on the beach in Cuba, cherry blossom viewing in Japan, and exploring the catacombs beneath Paris where no one will ever be able to find you again
-Serial killer enthusiast. Dorian buys her rare murderabilia.
-Wanted to be a surgeon, but couldn’t get into medical school due to “personality issues”, so she practices on unfortunate ex-boyfriends
-Married to Oliver, who bears an uncanny resemblance to a missing man from a remote Scandinavian country. Neither of them will confirm or deny this coincidence.
Name: Sunako Nishioka (西岡砂子)
Type: Delinquent/Yanki (ヤンキー)
Blood Type: O
Birthday: September 29
Likes: Good food, sleeping, horror movies
Dislikes: Bad food, shy people, quiet people, idealistic people, people in general
Favorite anime: Neon Genesis Evangelion and Durarara!!
Friends: Miki (Neutral), Lorelei (Neutral), Heavy Meat (Heavy Meat), Pochi (Hello Kitty plushie, second in command to her gang)
Enemies: Yuki Nishioka (Brother), society at large
Quote: なぜ人々はそんなに馬鹿のですか? (Why are people so stupid?)
-Naturally very aggressive, but only violent “when necessary”; like when Sunako single handedly subdued bullies outside of a McDonalds for bumping into her, causing her to drop her french fries.
-Has an IQ of 136, but is too lazy to utilize it and speaks English, Japanese, German, and Korean.
-Can fall asleep instantly, and is prone to napping no matter where she is.
-Highly volatile, impulsive, easily excitable, and rowdy.
-156 cm and 39 kgs, but has the biggest appetite in the Maid Cafe despite her size.
-Has an odd way of speaking: she refers to herself as 俺 (ore), does not use formal speech or honorifics towards elders. It is unclear if is because she forgets or on purpose.
-Has a Hello Kitty plushie she calls “Pochi”, which is a very generic dog name. Sunako will annihilate anyone who touches Pochi, or even looks at it the wrong way. Sometimes she leaves Pochi in charge of her gang.
-Sunako (砂子) translates to “sand child”, Nishioka (西岡) into “Western hills”, referring to her birthplace of Osaka in the Kansai region in western Japan. She is nicknamed the “sand demon” (砂の悪魔) and child-boss (子スケバン) of “The Golden Gang” using characters in her first name.
Blood Type: Freshwater
Birthday: May 27
Likes: Water, Salmon, Nori Seaweed, Poetry
Dislikes: Everything she’s allergic to
Favorite anime: Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Fist of the North Star
Friends: Miki, Sunako, Dorian, Emlyn, Pidge, Heavy Meat, Xiona (RIP)
Enemies: Criteria undetectable
Quote: “What, you egg?”
-Passive-aggressive and snarky with those she’s fond of (except boss-san) and obviously never admits she actually cares about her favourites until it ends in tears. Dry humour.
-Origins of Lorelei are unknown, but traces her roots from the Middle Rhine in Germany. The name Lorelei comes from an old Germanic dialect from the Rhine that roughly translates to “murmuring rock” in English. Despite being from Middle Rhine, Germany, the only human language that she’s really accustomed to is English.
-Her family hails from the freshwater variety of Merpeople, she now residing in a lovely freshwater lake that’s similar to her homeland. Land of course, proves to be more exciting than the water unless she’s scheduling a heist with her boss Miki and could probably locate the best hiding spots for Sunako’s gang.
-Dorian granted her access to his private lakeside mansion that happens to be the only above ground building on the lakeside of Lorelei’s lake. Locating the lake itself is a difficult job, so this was a prime spot for the expensive mansion to be built.
-Listens to very progressive music, don’t be surprised if you find yourself listening to a single song that’s 30 minutes long or more. Also likes jazz.
-She’s a die-hard literary nerd and loves poetry. Writes poetry in the style of ye olde masters of days gone by, something merpeople aren’t usually fond of doing, poetry or otherwise.
-She once had an alien best friend, Xiona, but they couldn’t survive the earth’s terrain and resulting in an untimely death. She still houses Xiona’s ship and alien equipment in her underwater property, keeping it free from exposure to humans and lake water.
-She’s allergic to alot of environmental hazards, including human food items that most people can eat and would be considered to have celiac disease in human medical terms.
-World famous scientist, Dr. Nigel Hawthorne, PhD in Cryptomarine Biology has been the only known successful scientist to come in contact with Lorelei. Due to his curiosity and attempts to woo her, she gave him mercury poisoning. Despite this, she remains the closest thing to a romantic partner for the doctor.
Name: Dorian Frederick de Jarjeyes VII
Blood Type: Rich
Birthday: September 9
Likes: Money, shopping, selfies, high quality chocolate
Dislikes: Bad fashion, poor hygiene, rudeness, waiting in line at Starbucks
Favorite anime: Sailor Moon, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Revolutionary Girl Utena
Friends: Emlyn, Miki, Heavy Meat, Lorelei, anyone who makes a good impression
Enemies: N/A (Enemies are either bribed or [redacted])
Quote: “I make it look easy because it is to me.”
-He has more money than you and will make that explicitly clear to you upon first meeting him.
-He is the prince of a kingdom in Europe, despite having no accent of affectation. When inquired about his country of origin he stated that it’s a small, independent city-state that most maps tend to not list due to its size.
-His father forced him to work with Miki as a way to make him more humble. Dorian secretly (as well as hesitantly) acts as liaison between Miki and his father’s underground connections to ensure that her institution remains fully funded and her sordid actions are kept secret.
-He frequently vacations to his lakeside property, the location of the property has been a mystery for decades. Dorian intends for it to stay that way just as it has for many generations.
-He is the owner of Emlyn, his personal butler, attendant and close friend. Dorian found him abandoned and personally financed his repairs and (continuous) modifications. He remains to this day Dorian’s closest friend, whether this is due to Emlyn’s programming or autonomy is unknown.
-He once hired Sunako Nishioka to eliminate a photographer that took an unflattering photo of him. He later settled on just suing him for defamation.
Name: Yuki Nishioka
Blood Type: O
Birthday: November 29
Likes: Sweets, cute things, the colour pink, giving away sweets, stuffed animals
Dislikes: People stealing his stuffed animals, being mistaken for other people, and people pointing out his small height.
Favorite anime: Ouran Highschool Host Club, Yuri on Ice!!, Fullmetal Alchemist
Friends: Seraphine, his little sister Sunako Nishioka, Heavy Meat
Enemies: his little sister Sunako Nishioka
Quote: “Stuffed animals are the best; they never run away!”
-Born and raised in Osaka with his sister, Sunako. He is slightly more of an adult than Sunako, being more patient and caring than his sibling.
-He is the complete opposite of his sister, and will try to get her attention but usually will be given the cold shoulder, unless she asks for sweets
-Found Seraphine living in a cave on a long hike. They became best friends due to their shared love for sweets and stuffed animals.
-He apparently has a room full of stuffed animals, all of which he’s named. (He says it’s not hoarding if he makes room for his new friends by stacking some of his old ones underneath the new ones, he just has a lot of friends.)
-He is known to have pants designed with bottomless pockets to hold all of his candy. When he’s around, there will never be a shortage of candy and fears the day his pockets will be emptied of the sugary contents.
-His glasses have been broken so many times because of his clumsiness, refusing to buy a new pair. His family isn’t poor or anything, but he’d rather be blind than break another pair for glasses.
-He loves to play games with people, and tends to make up new rules to games while playing (but he will only do this when he feels like he’s losing, or if the game gets boring.)
-Loves to get attention and give attention (but mostly getting).
-Despite being a boy, he loves the colour pink, preferring to wear that colour over “boyish” colour. He has been known to prefer sweets with a pink tint to them over anything other colour.
-He always asks for hugs, especially when his sister ignores him. Don’t be afraid if he hugs a random stranger, he needs emotional support sometimes.
Type: Dere Dere
Blood Type: Dragon Blood (ABD-)
Birthday: August 20
Likes: play games, dance, eat red velvet cake and other sweets, loves pranks
Dislikes: Angry villagers, fools gold
Favourite Anime: Fruit Basket, Dragon Maid, Skip Beat
Friends: Miki (Feeds me her enemies in her famous red velvet cake) Yuki (Feeds me candy) and anyone who gives me candy.
Quote: Am I like a human yet?
-Her name is “Seraphine” but is also known as “Sera.”
-She gets bored easily, especially of her former life in the cave, deciding to run away to live with humans, even if they get boring sometimes.
-She lives a nomadic life, enjoying adventuring and exploring various different territories with humans.
-She’s full of energy and loves to play games but watch out, she can be mischievous as well.
-She used to kill villagers who wanted to steal her treasure, though she only really wants to be friends (after providing that you don’t take her treasure.)
-As an adept magical being, she is able to transform from dragon to human quickly, though she prefers her human form. When she’s in her human form, she is 172cm tall and weight is 115 pounds. In her dragon form, her height is 1720cm tall and weighs 10 tonnes. She claims that her pair of horns and her purple tail weigh a combined weight of 2 tonnes out of the 10 and that she’s light for a dragon. It is unknown how much they weigh in her human form, but her magic conveniently masks the weight of it.
-She loves to eat sweets, any and all sweets, though she enjoys a good bunch of grapes on occasion.
-She tries very hard to be like a human, but is a little clueless on what a human exactly is or is meant to act like sometimes.
-She’s very friendly and wants to be friends with everyone who is nice to her (so she warns you to make sure that you don’t steal her treasure).
Blood Type: O
Birthday: May 18
Likes: Anime, Yaoi, shipping my OTPs, Gaara, Rilakkuma, spending a whole day at home watching anime and playing video games, K-dramas
Dislikes: Sword Art Online, trash waifus and husbandos, bad anime
Favorite anime: Poko’s Udon World, Voltron
Friends: HEAVY MEAT, and I’m friends with all of the maids! They are all so cute (●♡∀♡)
Enemies: Anyone who likes Sword Art Online.
Quote: “He is so stupid, he would forget to die even if you killed him.” – Kazoe Kato
– Pidge is a former NEET (Not in employment, education, or training.)
-Pidge has many nicknames, including Plidge, Lidge, Pudge and Ledge.
-She spends her nights watching anime, Korean dramas, and playing rhythm games then goes on to spend her days sleeping.
-If there is a will, or two characters standing next to each other on screen in an anime, there is ship she’s willing to sail until the ends of the earth.
-Pidge lives by her nindo, her ninja way. She did not become a ninja and did not pass the Chuunin exam and ended up as a NEET. Sadly her parents thought that “ninja” wasn’t an acceptable profession and tried to crush her dreams to get a “real job” like her family of defence lawyers. She still believes in her dreams to become a ninja and didn’t pursue a legal degree.
-She is excitable, silly, and a huge loser. She has also been known to be described as judgmental by people unfamiliar with her as she has a tendency to call waifus/husbandos as trash but it’s all talk, she really doesn’t mean it.
-You can find her at any time obsessing over one thing or another depending on what’s currently piqued her interests or crying about anime. Her current husbando is the sandy boy Gaara.
Name: Nigami Shiino
Blood type: AB
Birthday: February 21
Likes: Romance, reading, and kittens
Dislikes: Horror movies, insects, and being murdered
Favorite anime: Ouran Highschool Host Club
Friends: Anyone who can see her
Enemies: Miki, Hayashi
Quote: “Seeing all of your smiling faces here… Just makes life worth– ah, you know what I mean…”
-Her name is a play on the Japanese phrase “死の苦味” or “Shi no nigami” which translates to “bitterness in death”.
-While she was alive, she had the misfortune of witnessing Miki slaughtering one of her many rivals in a dark alley one evening. To avoid another warrant from the FEDs, Miki “disposed” of Nigami.
-She is unable to move on from this world and is bitter about her murder. She expresses that she hates Miki for killing her and wants to share her story, although she says she doesn’t want to talk about it.
-Although she is a ghost and cannot be seen at all times, she has been known to haunt Miki at all hours of the day and night. Only those standing close to Miki will see her when she demands attention from her murderess.
-She is often lonely and is determined to make those gifted with the ability to see her happy. She does not wish to scare anyone, but rather craves for mortals to spend time in her presence pleasantly.
-In life, she was a shy girl. Since her death, she has been able to overcome her fears, mostly, she is still quite shy even in death.
-She frequently talks about things she loved in life, and is especially fond of romanticizing her love interest. Although she cannot remember his name or even what he looks like, she believes that they will one day be reunited and are meant to be together in death.
-She becomes ecstatic whenever she encounters a stranger gifted with the ability to see her, and will follow them around until they acknowledge her presence. Often, she mistakes the gifted individual for her beloved love interest, no matter what they look like.
Name: Ayamo Ari
Type: Fairy Prankster
Blood Type: Fairy Blood (it’s a secret)
Birthday: March 9
Likes: Humans, pranks, games, cute stuff <3
Dislikes: Iron, serious talks, untidiness
Favourite anime: Ouran Highschool Host Club, Fruit Basket, Aggretsuko
Friends: Lily Charlotte’s Best friend, animals, nice humans
Enemies: Nobody in particular. 🙂
Quote: “Oooo what’s this??”
-She is curious about human nature, wanting to examine the species up close and personal. Fairies typically don’t interact with humans and usually prefer to hide in the tree-filled landscape, but she considers herself an exception to that stereotype.
-She is completely harmless, although she enjoys pulling a good prank on occasion; most of which are too small to notice the difference between the prank and reality. She isn’t a fan of being a thorn in one’s side, instead prefers to make people laugh.
-She isn’t particularly adept with her magic abilities, but she tries her best to use them when she’s confident. She aspires to have great magical abilities like the forest deity, Kyosuke and tries to appeal to him while in his presence to be granted access to his academy.
-She is an avid fan of cute things, like plushies and has a fondness for gifts. While she’s studying the human species, she loved the idea of collecting things and has a great deal of the stuffed toys that may or may not be her attempt to understand what gifts are in human culture.
-She can be easily excited by the smallest things, even if they’re not alway the best outcome for a situation and she is determined to stay positive when things go south.
-She has known Lily since they were young. They share fond memories of their carefree time wandering into questionable territory, often resulting in a small amount of punishment from older guardians in the forest.
Name: Candy Shroom
Type: Sleepy Time Mushroom
Blood Type: Psilocybin
Birthday: April 20
Likes: Naps, Quiet Reading Time, Red Bull
Dislikes: Alarm Clocks, Loud Noises
Favorite anime: Yuru Camp, Sasami-san@Ganbaranai, Bloom into You
Friends: Reasonably acquainted with everyone, friends with Miki, Oliver & Dorian from back in the “Old Days”
Enemies: Debt collectors
Quote: “Life is shitake, take a nap”
-She’s the single guardian to her younger sporeling sisters. Though she is fungus, she is not a fun guy but a fun girl if you like taking long naps.
-Her humanoid shape is a biological mixture of several types of fungi such as Mycena Cyanorrhiza and Guepinia and some slime mold. She’s not a deadly fungus, but she has been known to sleepwalk in this humanoid form.
-She apparently works three jobs to keep the compost on the table for her sporeling sisters. If she has any extra funds after providing for her sisters, she has been known to spend them on pillows. Obviously this is for her own comfort.
-Like most fungi, she prefers to avoid sunlight at all cost. If she’s caught out and about in the sun, she will find the comfort of nice composting units closest to her to nap in.
-Her eyesight is quite terrible and can’t see without them, though it is possible for her to use gills to locate objects around her to avoid cuts and bruises.
-She spends a good portion of her spare time getting lost in the woods around Lorelei’s lake. While on the run from the FEDs, Miki recruited the sleeping fungus in the woods. With much effort, Candy Shroom was moved to a facility deep underneath the lake and slept through the ordeal. She still has underground access to the woods if she decided to sleep walk away.